The island is forest covered with beautiful beaches skirting the outside. There is practically no development on the island, just a few hostels, camping spots and restaurants. The pace of life is very slow-everyone is so chilled out here! There are no roads or cars on the island, you get to places by sandy paths. We explored the whole island walking to the old lighthouse atop a hill, a deserted fortress and some caves, we did a bit of mini rock climbing which was a bit hairy, played some beach tennis, ate a lot of cake, got bitten by thousands of mosquitos (very annoying) and of course we did more lying around on deserted white sanded picturesque beaches- it´s such a hard life.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Please Respect the Deet
The island is forest covered with beautiful beaches skirting the outside. There is practically no development on the island, just a few hostels, camping spots and restaurants. The pace of life is very slow-everyone is so chilled out here! There are no roads or cars on the island, you get to places by sandy paths. We explored the whole island walking to the old lighthouse atop a hill, a deserted fortress and some caves, we did a bit of mini rock climbing which was a bit hairy, played some beach tennis, ate a lot of cake, got bitten by thousands of mosquitos (very annoying) and of course we did more lying around on deserted white sanded picturesque beaches- it´s such a hard life.
Liz Makes It Rain

Just been to a nice little colonial town called Paraty (cobbled streets, 18th century churches, abundance of donkeys, etc). What sets this little colonial town apart however, are the 65 islands and 300 or so beaches that lie within an easy bus/boat ride from the centre. To see at least a small portion of these we decided to book ourselves onto a 5 hour schooner tour around the islands, with stop offs for snorkling, sunbathing and the like. The night before the tour was scheduled, I casually mentioned to Liz that we could always cancel if it was pouring with rain or something. She replied: "I don't think that's going to happen", then compounded her error by adding, "It hasn't rained for ages".
In the manner of these things, the next morning began wonderfully hot and sunny - no cancellations necessary. Fate even gave us the first hour of the tour in brilliant sunshine and allowed us a bit of snorkling, lulling us into complacency with clear waters and a large shoal of sergeant fish. Soon as we got to a beach ... torrential rain, thunder, lightning, bone chilling wind. Entirely Liz's fault I think you'll all agree.
Fortunately the rest of time we were there the weather was perfect, and we were able to check out a few beaches in non-English weather.
Donkey
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Paradise
The beaches on Ilha Grande are the most perfect, beautiful beaches I´ve ever seen, we found our favourite beach so far- Lopes Mendes, by trekking 6.5k through the jungle- it was definately worth it- the sand was incrediably white and it squeaked when we walked on it for some reason- anyone know why sand sometimes sqeaks?! The water was lovely and we enjoyed some huge waves- I got completely taken out by a few- as did my bikini! Luckily we were pretty much the only people on the beach. I´m happy to report that we are very tanned, Chris is now getting mistaken for a Brazillian (not for his portuguese though)!
By the way I didn´t break the toilet by blocking it- the flush broke! Just wanted to clear that up. And Chris LOVED the flowers round his neck!
Over and out.
Frango?
FOOTBALL – MARACAÑA STADIUM
On our last day in Rio we decided to go to a football match at the World´s biggest stadium (the Maracana held close to 200,000 people for Pele´s last game). I had wanted to go to a game the week previously, but that was Vasco de Gama vs. Botafogo - a local derby. This was considered a bad idea, since earlier Liz had read the following about Brazilian football matches in the Lonely Planet: ¨fans are sometimes driven to sheer madness; some detonate smoke bombs, while others launch beer bottles, cups full of urine or dead chickens into the seats below¨. We decided therefore to limit the chance of chicken-on-face and go to the less inflammatory mid-week game.
As it happened we were too busy to make it that night, so we postponed the trip until the following Sunday. The game that day was: FLAMENGO VS FLUMINENSE. A local derby between two of Rio´s biggest rivals! Oh happy day ...
To be sure of getting a ticket we arrived 6 hours before kick off and one hour before the ticket office opened. This turned out to be completely unnecessary as there were close to 50,000 spare tickets for the game but you live and learn eh? Eventually the ticket office opened and, despite some initial language difficulties, I managed to buy a couple of tickets.
As we had no idea of where we were sitting, we decided to ally ourselves with some Flamengo supporters. We chose Flamengo for the following reasons:
Chris: The Flamengo metro stop is close to where we´re staying so that makes them kind of our local team ... even though I have no idea where Fluminense are based.
Liz: Their name´s better and I like their colours.
So, we followed a man carrying a 20ft red flag with a hairy face on it, up and into the stadium. Once inside we still had no idea where we were supposed to be sitting, so we just took the nearest empty seats. Everyone else was doing similar so we were ok. It soon became clear that following our man with the flag was a good shout, as we were surrounded by similar flag bearers, and some samba drummers were warming up just behind us.
It all kicked off about 15 minutes before the game.
Now, I don´t know if all Brazilian football matches are like this, or if it was just the derby atmosphere, but games in England have NOWHERE near the kind of support we witnessed here. You would probably get thrown out of the Emirates for behaving as most of these people did. The crowd were up on their feet, or standing on their seats, clapping, shouting, dancing and signing along to the team chants all throughout the first half, accompanied by the beat of the samba drums. Men with the flags were running up and down the aisles, and occasionally we´d get covered with an enormous canvas flag that spelt out some incomprehensible message of support or abuse to the rest of the stadium. Somewhere or other a game was taking place in the blistering heat. The thermometer outside the stadium read 39 degrees. The first half was goalless but we´d spent most of it watching the crowd.
During the half time break the weather changed dramatically. The skies darkened, the wind picked up, and rain began sheeting down in torrents. The crowd surged to the only part of the stadium that was covered – right at the back of the stands. As we were all huddled there like sheep the thunder and lightning began. This seemed to ignite the crowd, and the samba drums began pounding once more. Soon everyone was jumping up and down shouting at the tops of their voices trying to drown out the thunder, wind and the rain. A group of die-hard fans began marching up and down in front of us in the driving rain, gesturing to their rivals across the stadium.
Because of the conditions, kick off for the 2nd half was delayed by 30 minutes. It eventually began to an electric atmosphere, and after 5 minutes when some bloke called Kleberson rattled one into the top corner for Flamengo, pandemonium broke loose. Half an hour later, Fluminense had scored 4 for no reply and we sat in dejection with our fellow supporters. It was awful. We soon got over it however, since it made no blind bit of difference to us who´d won, but we thought we´d be sombre in any case out of respect for our adopted team.
Oh, I almost forgot: for the third goal, the one that killed the game, the Fluminense striker ran to the corner flag nearest the Flamengo support and held his arms outstretched in a Jesus Christ pose. He was promptly showered with cups of what looked like beer (but could well have been urine), and also with a limp object that to my eyes looked very poultry-like. Maybe the Lonely Planet was right ...
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Carnaval

SCENE 1 – STREET IN RIO – EVENING
[Liz and Chris are deciding whether go to the Carnaval parade]
Chris: ...no ... I don´t think it´s a good idea
Liz: Oh, come on Chris ... it´s Carnaval, we´ve got to do it ...
Chris: But it´s too long, overly expensive, and frankly – far too camp.
Liz: Pleeease. For me?
Chris: OK fine ... just this once, I´ll wear the flowery necklace, but you´ve got to promise to get rid of it after. Right – now let´s go to the parade ...
END
Liz has covered most of the rest of the night – lots of colours, people, ridiculous costumes, amazingly shaped mechanical floats and an annoying abundance of the French flag (couldn´t quite work that one out ...) but there´s one thing she missed. In the last Samba school that we watched (the one at around 4am) the centerpiece of their performance was a gigantic jungle float complete with 2 huge mechanical jaguars (picture above) that moved from side-to-side and reared their heads from time to time. This was impressive indeed, especially when fake mist started pouring out of the back of the float. Except that it wasn´t fake mist. It was smoke. The float then began to move slowly and inexorably towards the railings at the side of the avenue, with one of the jaguars finally making contact right below the judge´s viewing booth. About 30 helpers then rushed onto the scene pushing the float backwards and trying to get it going in a straight line again. After 15 minutes it was back on track, but sadly the injured jaguar never did rear his head quite so high again.
We also worked out that as there were 7 Samba schools performing each night with 5,000 participants on average per school, and the stadium itself can only hold 30,000 spectators, then there were actually more people in the parade than watching it. A bit like lawn bowls...








